Mary Ann
Ginger
Okay, it's an oldie but a goodie; and to my knowledge it's never been asked around here...until now. This topic came up on the Public Policy board (Thread Topic: Oh Crap!) yesterday and I wanted to get a definitive answer.
Who do you find more attractive/appealing to the eyes?
Mary Ann or Ginger?
I was always attracted to Mrs. Howell.
Mary Ann! Ginger was too plastic looking.
Skipper was too beer hall looking.
Mr. Howell was too country club.
Mrs Howell was too junior league.
Gilligan was too two.
The professor could build a two-way radio out of five coconuts and a dime, but didn't have the brains to patch a freaking hole in the boat hull?
They all deserved to be victims of Polynesian cannibals.
Mary Ann
1) good posture.
2) better teeth --- I checked her mouth once while she yawned and only 2 fillings vs 5 for Ginger.
3) no moles on her face.
4) pretty on the inside --- her colonoscopy showed zero polyps vs Ginger's 9 or 10.
5) fan of Stevie Nix and Lindsey Buckingham, two great musicians.
6) natural brunette --- vs Ginger, supposedly a redhead who once went to see the Doctor and said, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the Doctor, "Show me what you mean." So Ginger takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The Doctor says, "You're not a natural redhead are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so," replied the Doctor ... "your finger is broken."
Last edited by micah75; 08-17-2007 at 01:28 PM.
Ginger. Easy.
I think so. Celine most assuredly sucks, but she can hit all kinds of notes, while hitting herself with her fists in the process. I'd have to say Adams sucks significantly more than Celine sucks.
Who was that female ice skater from Canada that, with her partner, got cheated out of a medal in the Olympics years ago? Sele?? She is ranked quite high on EarlJam's list of favorite Canadians. Very pretty girl.
-EarlJam
Okay -- definitely Mary Ann -- unless you're looking for a quick lay (which I assume some of you are).
As for Canada's greats -- what about Wayne G. in hockey. Or the wonderful ice skater Kurt Browning???!!! Or Gilda Radner. or Paul Schaffer. or Anne Murray. Or the most wonderful 'fiddler' Natalie MacMaster??!!
Expand your horizons beyond Ginger vs. Mary Ann.
Natalie McMaster is absolutely gorgeous, and very, very talented.
Gretsky has NC ties. His mother was from Mayodan, NC
Harris Faulkner on FOX news is stunning. She puts high test in my tank.
Phyllis Gretzky most definitely was not from Mayodan or anywhere else in NC for that matter. She was born and raised in Paris Ontario (halfway between where I live and Brantford where she and Walter raised their family). She was a descendant of Isaac Brock (British general during the War of 1812). She and Walter married in Paris Ontario and then moved to Brantford.
Here are some links:
http://www.nhl.com/news/2005/12/248642.html
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...219?hub=Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2005/...ics051219.html
Last edited by colchar; 08-18-2007 at 11:30 AM.