For the Guys

[EarlJam]

Okay, it's an oldie but a goodie; and to my knowledge it's never been asked around here...until now. This topic came up on the Public Policy board (Thread Topic: Oh Crap!) yesterday and I wanted to get a definitive answer.

Who do you find more attractive/appealing to the eyes?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

[Shammrog]

Okay, it's an oldie but a goodie; and to my knowledge it's never been asked around here...until now. This topic came up on the Public Policy board (Thread Topic: Oh Crap!) yesterday and I wanted to get a definitive answer.

Who do you find more attractive/appealing to the eyes?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann. Cute, perky.

Ginger is kind of slutty. Admittedly, this works in her favor, but she just can't overtake Mary Ann.

[colchar]

Okay, it's an oldie but a goodie; and to my knowledge it's never been asked around here...until now. This topic came up on the Public Policy board (Thread Topic: Oh Crap!) yesterday and I wanted to get a definitive answer.

Who do you find more attractive/appealing to the eyes?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

If you mean for a potential relationship, then Mary Ann.

If you mean for a one off, then Ginger for sure.

[rthomas]

I was always attracted to Mrs. Howell.

[EarlJam]

If you mean for a potential relationship, then Mary Ann.

If you mean for a one off, then Ginger for sure.

Just overall. I find Mary Ann to be beautiful and cool. And she makes a good coconut pie too. Ginger, on the show and allegedly in real life, is quite the female dog.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

I was always attracted to Mrs. Howell.

She had nice toes.

[captmojo]

Mary Ann! Ginger was too plastic looking.
Skipper was too beer hall looking.
Mr. Howell was too country club.
Mrs Howell was too junior league.
Gilligan was too two.
The professor could build a two-way radio out of five coconuts and a dime, but didn't have the brains to patch a freaking hole in the boat hull?
They all deserved to be victims of Polynesian cannibals.

[micah75]

Mary Ann

1) good posture.
2) better teeth --- I checked her mouth once while she yawned and only 2 fillings vs 5 for Ginger.
3) no moles on her face.
4) pretty on the inside --- her colonoscopy showed zero polyps vs Ginger's 9 or 10.
5) fan of Stevie Nix and Lindsey Buckingham, two great musicians.
6) natural brunette --- vs Ginger, supposedly a redhead who once went to see the Doctor and said, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the Doctor, "Show me what you mean." So Ginger takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The Doctor says, "You're not a natural redhead are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so," replied the Doctor ... "your finger is broken."

[mapei]

Ginger. Easy.

[colchar]

Ginger. Easy.

Yes, she probably was.

[EarlJam]

Yes, she probably was.

POTD. Easy.

[Shammrog]

POTD. Easy.

I have decided that colchar is absolutely, unequivocally, my FAVORITE CANADIAN!

(Eh?)

[EarlJam]

I have decided that colchar is absolutely, unequivocally, my FAVORITE CANADIAN!

(Eh?)

Colchar is my second favorite Canadian, just behind Bryan Adams.

Kidding. Colchar is #1. Bryan Adams sucks like the suckiest sucking sucker in all of Sucksville.

-EarlJam

[hc5duke]

Colchar is my second favorite Canadian, just behind Bryan Adams.

Kidding. Colchar is #1. Bryan Adams sucks like the suckiest sucking sucker in all of Sucksville.

-EarlJam

worse than celine?

[EarlJam]

worse than celine?

I think so. Celine most assuredly sucks, but she can hit all kinds of notes, while hitting herself with her fists in the process. I'd have to say Adams sucks significantly more than Celine sucks.

Who was that female ice skater from Canada that, with her partner, got cheated out of a medal in the Olympics years ago? Sele?? She is ranked quite high on EarlJam's list of favorite Canadians. Very pretty girl.

-EarlJam

[snowdenscold]

Colchar is my second favorite Canadian, just behind Bryan Adams.
-EarlJam

"The Canadian government has already apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions..."


Oh, and definitely Mary Ann.

[dukemomLA]

Okay -- definitely Mary Ann -- unless you're looking for a quick lay (which I assume some of you are).

As for Canada's greats -- what about Wayne G. in hockey. Or the wonderful ice skater Kurt Browning???!!! Or Gilda Radner. or Paul Schaffer. or Anne Murray. Or the most wonderful 'fiddler' Natalie MacMaster??!!

Expand your horizons beyond Ginger vs. Mary Ann.

[captmojo]

Natalie McMaster is absolutely gorgeous, and very, very talented.
Gretsky has NC ties. His mother was from Mayodan, NC

[Indoor66]

Harris Faulkner on FOX news is stunning. She puts high test in my tank.

[colchar]

Gretsky has NC ties. His mother was from Mayodan, NC

Phyllis Gretzky most definitely was not from Mayodan or anywhere else in NC for that matter. She was born and raised in Paris Ontario (halfway between where I live and Brantford where she and Walter raised their family). She was a descendant of Isaac Brock (British general during the War of 1812). She and Walter married in Paris Ontario and then moved to Brantford.


Here are some links:

http://www.nhl.com/news/2005/12/248642.html

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...219?hub=Canada

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2005/...ics051219.html