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  1. #61
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Quote Originally Posted by chrishoke View Post
    Spay?
    No, "Spray." Have you never heard of this?

    http://lovemeow.com/2009/11/why-do-cats-spray/

    -Meal Jar

  2. #62
    I'd like to join in but i'm just not feline it.

    oh well, if he's as good as they say, teams may go to a litter box and one against him...
    Last edited by tele; 04-27-2012 at 11:05 AM.

  3. #63
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    Undisclosed
    Quote Originally Posted by Meal Jar View Post
    So Cat Barber comes back to his dorm after practice to find his girlfriend weeping incessantly and uncontrollably on the couch.

    "What is it Patches," he inquires.

    "You don't see it," she retorted with a hurt-filled meow. "All over the campus. Everywhere! The signs. Oh how could you come to this awful place Cat!?

    "What? Signs? What signs!?"

    Patches reached to floor with her paw to grab a wadded up piece of paper - what was left of a sign on campus. Cat reached down and unfurled the meshed paper.

    "NO LITTERING."

    "Oh," gasped Cat.

    "You bastard," she meowed.

    -Meal Jar
    Later that day, his girlfriend is commiserating with a classmate.

    "I didn't get any sleep last night," she sighed. "My boyfriend's team was on a road trip, and it seemed like all of the rodents in the building came down to my room. They all pulled out teeny, tiny musical instruments and jammed until dawn."

    "That's incredible," gasped the classmate. "Have you ever seen anything like that before?"

    "Happens all the time," replied the girlfriend. "When the Cat's away, the mice will play."
    "Enjoy every sandwich" -- Warren Zevon

  4. #64
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by Meal Jar View Post
    No, "Spray." Have you never heard of this?

    http://lovemeow.com/2009/11/why-do-cats-spray/

    -Meal Jar


    I knew you meant spray, I was just stupidly adding my own.
    "This is the best of all possible worlds."
    Dr. Pangloss - Candide

  5. #65
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Quote Originally Posted by oldphikap View Post
    later that day, his girlfriend is commiserating with a classmate.

    "i didn't get any sleep last night," she sighed. "my boyfriend's team was on a road trip, and it seemed like all of the rodents in the building came down to my room. They all pulled out teeny, tiny musical instruments and jammed until dawn."

    "that's incredible," gasped the classmate. "have you ever seen anything like that before?"

    "happens all the time," replied the girlfriend. "when the cat's away, the mice will play."
    :d bravo! Bravo! :d

    -mj

  6. #66
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Wilmington, NC
    I heard he had dreams of success; and wants to cram his trophy case with awards, even if he has to put some catercorner.

    But then his ranking slipped a little, so he's clawing his way back.
    Last edited by left_hook_lacey; 04-27-2012 at 02:53 PM.

  7. #67
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    "Enjoy every sandwich" -- Warren Zevon

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