Later that day, his girlfriend is commiserating with a classmate.
Originally Posted by Meal Jar
"I didn't get any sleep last night," she sighed. "My boyfriend's team was on a road trip, and it seemed like all of the rodents in the building came down to my room. They all pulled out teeny, tiny musical instruments and jammed until dawn."
"That's incredible," gasped the classmate. "Have you ever seen anything like that before?"
"Happens all the time," replied the girlfriend. "When the Cat's away, the mice will play."
Roy, be a man. Accept responsibility and resign.