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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada View Post
    Reading all of this, I think I have come down with Cat Scratch Fever. It really makes me as Nervous as a Cheshire Cat sitting up in a tree!


    I love all of your quotes! Its really the Cat's Meow!
    I wonder if the pressure makes Cat feel like he is on a "hot tin roof"...

    Also, do you thin he catapults up the rankings if he chooses Duke like some recrutis have?


    P.s. Please close this thread, I feel like I have wasted about 3 of my 9 lives on this!

  2. #42
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    We shouldn't close the thread. We should pin it to the top of the page with a little tabby.

  3. #43
    I hope Cat's not concentrating so much on hoops that he's ignorning his high school social life: "Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ..."

  4. #44
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    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    We shouldn't close the thread. We should pin it to the top of the page with a little tabby.
    I've found that, with cats, the best way to use a thread is to dangle in front of them and watch them go crazy. Or is that some other kind of thread? I get confused sometimes.

  5. #45
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Y'all must be kittying me that this thread has endured this long...

    Or have we reached the tail end of it.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  6. #46
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    Apr 2010
    Location
    Arlington, VA
    Is it really appropriate for us to continue a thread that is this catological?

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by MCFinARL View Post
    Is it really appropriate for us to continue a thread that is this catological?
    You are doggone right we should.

  8. #48
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Columbus, Ohio
    I guess we'll see this thread in another life, when we are all cats.

  9. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Corey View Post
    I guess we'll see this thread in another life, when we are all cats.
    Don't want to be dogmatic about it, but if I have to live my next life as a cat, that would be catastrophic.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by MCFinARL View Post
    Don't want to be dogmatic about it, but if I have to live my next life as a cat, that would be catastrophic.
    I would become catatonic.

  11. #51
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    Feb 2007
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    Columbus, Ohio
    Nothing a catscan couldn't fix.

  12. #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Corey View Post
    Nothing a catscan couldn't fix.
    If we're going to start raining cats AND dogs in this thread, we'll need a PET scan instead of a CAT scan.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  13. #53
    This thread is making me sleepy, I think I will take a cat nap then take off for Katmando.

  14. #54
    These puns hurt. Me: Ow.

  15. #55
    Lets get this Cat in the cradle, with the rest of the kids with a silver spoon...

  16. #56
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Washington, D.C.

    Could be

    Quote Originally Posted by oldnavy View Post
    Lets get this Cat in the cradle, with the rest of the kids with a silver spoon...
    I predict a cataclysm.

  17. #57
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    Mar 2012
    Don't worry about offending Cat with all these puns. No matter what happens to him, I'm sure he'll land on his feet. (Paws for laughter)

    -Meal Jar

  18. #58
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    Mar 2012
    [With 10:13 left in the second half, a very foul odor settles over the basketball court. Furious, the coach calls a timeout. As the team heads towards the bench, Coach is staring darts through Cat Barber]

    "SPREAD the offense! I said SPREAD!"

    "Sorry coach, thought you said SPRAY."

    -Meal Jar
    Last edited by Meal Jar; 04-27-2012 at 10:05 AM.

  19. #59
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    Mar 2012
    So Cat Barber comes back to his dorm after practice to find his girlfriend weeping incessantly and uncontrollably on the couch.

    "What is it Patches," he inquires.

    "You don't see it," she retorted with a hurt-filled meow. "All over the campus. Everywhere! The signs. Oh how could you come to this awful place Cat!?

    "What? Signs? What signs!?"

    Patches reached to floor with her paw to grab a wadded up piece of paper - what was left of a sign on campus. Cat reached down and unfurled the meshed paper.

    "NO LITTERING."

    "Oh," gasped Cat.

    "You bastard," she meowed.

    -Meal Jar

  20. #60
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by Meal Jar View Post
    [With 10:13 left in the second half, a very foul odor settles over the basketball court. Furious, the coach calls a timeout. As the team heads towards the bench, Coach is staring darts through Cat Barber]

    "SPREAD the offense! I said SPREAD!"

    "Sorry coach, thought you said SPRAY."

    -Meal Jar
    Spay?
    "This is the best of all possible worlds."
    Dr. Pangloss - Candide

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