We shouldn't close the thread. We should pin it to the top of the page with a little tabby.
Eat Mor Jonny.
I hope Cat's not concentrating so much on hoops that he's ignorning his high school social life: "Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ...."
"With seven national titles and 20 Final Fours in the 64-team NCAA Tournament era, Duke and UNC have had more playoff success than any other CONFERENCE." - Al Featherston
Y'all must be kittying me that this thread has endured this long...
Or have we reached the tail end of it.
Not leaving until the game is over.
Is it really appropriate for us to continue a thread that is this catological?
I guess we'll see this thread in another life, when we are all cats.
Nothing a catscan couldn't fix.
This thread is making me sleepy, I think I will take a cat nap then take off for Katmando.
These puns hurt. Me: Ow.
You must spread some comments around before flaming the Moderators again.
Lets get this Cat in the cradle, with the rest of the kids with a silver spoon...
Don't worry about offending Cat with all these puns. No matter what happens to him, I'm sure he'll land on his feet. (Paws for laughter)
[With 10:13 left in the second half, a very foul odor settles over the basketball court. Furious, the coach calls a timeout. As the team heads towards the bench, Coach is staring darts through Cat Barber]
"SPREAD the offense! I said SPREAD!"
"Sorry coach, thought you said SPRAY."
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So Cat Barber comes back to his dorm after practice to find his girlfriend weeping incessantly and uncontrollably on the couch.
"What is it Patches," he inquires.
"You don't see it," she retorted with a hurt-filled meow. "All over the campus. Everywhere! The signs. Oh how could you come to this awful place Cat!?
"What? Signs? What signs!?"
Patches reached to floor with her paw to grab a wadded up piece of paper - what was left of a sign on campus. Cat reached down and unfurled the meshed paper.
"Oh," gasped Cat.
"You bastard," she meowed.