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  1. #21
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    Arlington, VA
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Hope he ain't a cheetah.

    Can someone post some lynx to his videos?
    Lots of good ones in this thread, but these are really the cat's pajamas!

  2. #22
    And Punnery rhymes with Nunnery and you know that that means? Get thee to a Brothel.

    Is "nunnery" a euphemism for a brothel in Hamlet?
    "It is true that "nunnery" had two very different meanings in Tudor England. Modern dictionaries only list one definition of the word, which is, of course, a convent. However, if you look up "nunnery" in a dictionary of archaic words and uses, you will see that "nunnery" did mean both a convent and a brothel in Shakespeare's day. Its meaning as a "brothel" was colloquial, though, even in Tudor England."

  3. #23
    I read that as a kid he used to play in the sand with former Duke commit Carrick Felix.

  4. #24
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    Oct 2009
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    North Carolina
    I'm in a catatonic state after reading all of those.

  5. #25
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    Oct 2007
    Location
    Cabbagetown, Atlanta, GA

    Rumor Mill

    I'm hearing whiskers that he might red shirt.

  6. #26
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Washington, DC area
    Hmm... An oddly curious thread.

    Arggh. Mff. Ack. <thud>

  7. #27
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    Feb 2007
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    Washington, DC area
    Well, that's that. Gratifying.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by -jk View Post
    Well, that's that. Gratifying.
    Next season's tip off is fur away

  9. #29
    All this puns are beginning to rub me the wrong way. They've gone to fur.

  10. #30
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    Mar 2007
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    Boca Grande Florida
    This thread is littered with posters thinking outside the box.
    Wheat/"/"/"
    "An angry man catches no fish"-Zen proverb.

  11. #31

    As Red Barber would say ....

    If this guy gets a Duke offer, he'll be sitting in the catbird seat ....

  12. #32
    I want him to commit to Duke right meow.

  13. #33

    Breaking mews

    This thread is a catastrophe. Fur real though, you have to be kitten me.

  14. #34
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    Feb 2008
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    On the couch
    Too bad Kelvin Sampson isn't still around, I am sure he would love to make some cat calls...

  15. #35
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    In a potentially catastrophic turn of events, wildcat coach calico-pari appears to be sticking a sticky (stinky?) paw into this recruiting catcophony to burgle Mr. Barber. With his ubiquitous "cat-who-ate-the-canary" grin, he played his familiar cat-and-mouse game with the press, refusing to categorically deny his interest, claiming that uk is in the catbird seat: "with us recruiting is just a cat-tle call, the top 100 show up and NBA scouts tell me which ones they want me to play." When asked if Mr Barber would play immediately, coach cal replied: "we'll hand him the keys the moment he signs ..., of course, EVERY recruit gets keys to a new Jaguar when they sign."

    Can cal cat-nap Mr Barber?

  16. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by -jk View Post

    Arggh. Mff. Ack. <thud>
    -jk = Bill the Cat?
    "Enjoy every sandwich" -- Warren Zevon

  17. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    And Punnery rhymes with Nunnery and you know that that means? Get thee to a Brothel.

    Is "nunnery" a euphemism for a brothel in Hamlet?
    "It is true that "nunnery" had two very different meanings in Tudor England. Modern dictionaries only list one definition of the word, which is, of course, a convent. However, if you look up "nunnery" in a dictionary of archaic words and uses, you will see that "nunnery" did mean both a convent and a brothel in Shakespeare's day. Its meaning as a "brothel" was colloquial, though, even in Tudor England."
    So, he was really talking about a cathouse?
    "Enjoy every sandwich" -- Warren Zevon

  18. #38
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Columbus, Ohio
    Roy Williams is doing some negative recruiting, told Cat our coeds were a bunch of dogs.

    Coach Collins heard about this, flipped Roy the bird.

  19. #39
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Brooklet, GA
    I heard that, in his most recent game, he came up one life short of a triple double.

  20. #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    So, he was really talking about a cathouse?
    Reading all of this, I think I have come down with Cat Scratch Fever. It really makes me as Nervous as a Cheshire Cat sitting up in a tree!


    I love all of your quotes! Its really the Cat's Meow!

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