How bad is "Dark Shadows"? It makes you long for a "Twilight" movie. That's bad - Tom Long, Detroit News
Can't decide whether it's a parody, a horror comedy, an atmospheric melodrama, or a tedious bucket of !@#^@#. Eventually it chooses the last one. - Eric Snyder /Film
Burton fails on levels I wouldn't have imagined possible. - Rob Vaugh, Mania.com
It has not a clue what to do once it's set everything in motion. - Matt Soregel, Florida Times-Union
Screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith wrote the turd, and Tim Burton rolled it in glitter. - Cameron Williams, The Popcorn Junkie
A movie that heads in so many directions it's a wonder Depp didn't get whiplash. - Ann Lewison, Kansas City Star
Shockingly, appallingly inept, and it keeps getting worse and worse, as if it were descending into its very own circle of cinematic hell. - Flick Filosopher