I, the poster known as DukieInKansas, would be open to the opportunity to join you for adult beverages at a future tailgate of your choosing to celebrate the arrival of your trunks full of money. Just let me, the poster known as DukieInKansas, know when to expect my airfare and invitation.
I'm relieved you were given assurance from the Federal Bureau of Investigations in Washington Dc that this isn't a scam.
I will hold my breath awaiting the arrival of your trunks of money.
OK, maybe I won't hold my breath - it turns my face red.