Boston College running back Montel Harris "has unexpectedly been permanently dismissed from the Eagles... [due to] a repeated violation of team rules."
Eric Stratton: "the issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. [winks at Dean] But ... isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? ... - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"
I wonder if he knew he was on double secret probation?