Originally Posted by
EarlJam
So this man is sitting in his reclyner, watching TV and having a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
Knock, knock, knock.
Slowly, and mildly frustrated, he gets up and saunters over to the door and opens it. He sees a small snail, who is wearing a nice hat and is carrying a suitcase.
Says the snail, "Hi. How are you today? Well I hope. Sir, did you know that today there are more than 23 million Americans who greatly lack adequate coverage through insurance? In fact..."
The man, aggrevated, bends down, picks up the small snail and hurls him as far as he can across the yard.
Three years goes by.
The same man is sitting in his reclyner, watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
Knock, knock, knock.
Slowly, the man gets up, walks by his new born son and opens the front door.
There in front of him, on the porch is the same snail, breathing heavy, sweating, and pissed.
The snail looks at him and says, "You Mother F@(ker!"
-EarlJam