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  1. #1
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    "who's your daddy? .... battle?"

    http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/0...e-french-name/

    shocking news from everyone's favorite small forward.
    Excelsior!

  2. #2
    That's a hilarious story.

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by NovaScotian View Post
    http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/0...e-french-name/

    shocking news from everyone's favorite small forward.
    So HIS daddy isn't Battier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    So HIS daddy isn't Battier?
    Check with the Army. His name is BAttier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarhead View Post
    Check with the Army. His name is BAttier.
    A Jarhead saying that the Army got something right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    A Jarhead saying that the Army got something right?
    I'm guessing Jarhead will say that the Army gets the easy ones right.
    "Enjoy every sandwich" -- Warren Zevon

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    So HIS daddy isn't Battier?
    His dad was actually born with the name "Eddie Battle". But the handwriting on his birth certificate was shoddy, and when he joined the Army, the recruiter believed the name on the Birth Certificate read "Battier" so they signed up "Eddie Battier". Once his dad realized the error, he decided to stick with Battier. Cool story. We could have very easily have been pulling for "Shane Battle" all these years..

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I'm guessing Jarhead will say that the Army gets the easy ones right.
    Thanks, OldΦΚ, but actually the Army thought that "Battier" was right which made it right. Catch 23, I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarhead View Post
    Thanks, OldΦΚ, but actually the Army thought that "Battier" was right which made it right. Catch 23, I believe.
    No. I think that would be Catch 31!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    No. I think that would be Catch 31!
    Oh, yeah. I must have looked it up in an old publication. 31 is right.

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