I was watching the ESPN clip reporting that Derek Jeter will miss today's game at Detroit after hurting his hip. What caught my attention was the commentator (sorry, didn't catch his name) report that Jeter was upset to be left off the lineup card and that he wanted to play.
"Of course," the commentator said, "Jeter would say he's okay if he lost a limb."
I started laughing in memory of Monty Python's Black Knight. It made me rush to Youtube to revisit that moment:
"It's just a flesh wound!"