Laettner is apparently looking for an assistant coaching gig. I know lots of people here will say "Big man coach!"

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketb...n=ncaab-wp1640

I especially like this line on his website about the Christian Laettner Basketball Academy:

I offer discounts to all players, teams and coaches who hail from the states of Kentucky, North Carolina and Connecticut. This comes from the compassion and generosity of my heart and soul for causing you all so much pain, agony and hate over my four year career at Duke!!
Classic Laettner...