Saving Kyrie's Toe & Other Toe-tal Chatter (From the Vigil Thread)

[mkline09]

Is Kyrie mostly dead?!?

His season may in fact only be mostly dead. And I know for a fact he would do anything to get back at Prince Humperdink.

[JStuart]

I would say it would be like preparing for a land campaign and having a squadron of Blackhawk helicopters arrive on the eve of battle.

Well, at least he isn't considering Black Falcon helicopters...

[_Gary]

Kyrie found the six-fingered man?! Someone tell Inigo Montoya!

Inconceivable!

[mkline09]

What he needs is a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

--Jason "not to the death, to the pain!!" Evans

If K only had a month to plan. If he had a wheel barrow and a cloak now that would be something.

[dukestheheat]

Inconceivable!

....Kyrie Irving (Inigo Montoya..)...you killed my TOE...PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!'

dth.

[DukeFanSince1990]

If K only had a month to plan. If he had a wheel barrow and a cloak now that would be something.

I think he will need a holocaust cloak, instead of your run of the mill cloak.

[The Gordog]

His season may in fact only be mostly dead. And I know for a fact he would do anything to get back at Prince Humperdink.

At the risk of mixing metaphores...

Prince "Harry" Humperdink

[JasonEvans]

And the thread spins off into silliness once again.

Stop it now, I meant it!
Anybody want a peanut?

-Jason "Zoubek would be a great new version of Fezzik" Evans

[OldPhiKap]

"Zoubek would be a great new version of Fezzik"

My secretary just asked me what I was laughing about in here.

[SuperTurkey]

And the thread spins off into silliness once again.

Stop it now, I meant it!
Anybody want a peanut?

-Jason "Zoubek would be a great new version of Fezzik" Evans

Zoubek: "I'm on the Brute Squad."

Matt Howard: "You ARE the Brute Squad."

[mkline09]

Zoubek: "I'm on the Brute Squad."

Matt Howard: "You ARE the Brute Squad."

And I think we have our winner. Excellent. LMAO

[OldPhiKap]

Kyrie is not really left-handed.

[mkline09]

Kyrie is not really left-handed.

People keep saying he is out indefinitely. They keep using that word. But I do not think it means what you think it means.

[JasonEvans]

Awesome... simply awesome!!

http://www.savekyriestoe.com/



--Jason "Kyrie tweeted about this-- he loves it!" Evans

[OldPhiKap]

Awesome... simply awesome!!

http://www.savekyriestoe.com/



--Jason "Kyrie tweeted about this-- he loves it!" Evans

Very well done.

[Lid]

Awesome... simply awesome!!

http://www.savekyriestoe.com/

--Jason "Kyrie tweeted about this-- he loves it!" Evans

I love this -- and I so want my own shirt! Very cute.

[Dukeface88]

Awesome... simply awesome!!

http://www.savekyriestoe.com/



--Jason "Kyrie tweeted about this-- he loves it!" Evans

The difference between 40-0 and a national championship... and 39-1 and a national championship.

[roywhite]

The difference between 40-0 and a national championship... and 39-1 and a national championship.

This was great; truly a high point in Crazie history, IMO.

Loved the 40-0 vs 39-1 line.

[tecumseh]

Don't get involved in a Southeast Asian ground war, Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line, don't bet against Duke

[SMO]

Awesome... simply awesome!!

http://www.savekyriestoe.com/



--Jason "Kyrie tweeted about this-- he loves it!" Evans

That's money. This whole episode reminds me of a Bill Raftery quote from last year's tournament: "Villanova gets a toe-job...successfully."