Saving Kyrie's Toe & Other Toe-tal Chatter (From the Vigil Thread)

[ncexnyc]

Some of you folks have toe much free time on your hands.

[lotusland]

Some of you folks have toe much free time on your hands.

toetally.

[OldPhiKap]

Just to keep the thread educational (since no one knows what the heck is really going on):

http://wordinfo.info/unit/3274/ip:1/il:H

[Greg_Newton]

Just to keep the thread educational (since no one knows what the heck is really going on):

http://wordinfo.info/unit/3274/ip:1/il:H

What the hallux all that about?



(BTW, can we just agree that any actual update on Kyrie's timetable will deserve its own thread? This one seems to be serving an important function in helping us mask our collective grief with giddy, nonsensical "discussion".)

[devildeac]

What the hallux all that about?



(BTW, can we just agree that any actual update on Kyrie's timetable will deserve its own thread? This one seems to be serving an important function in helping us mask our collective grief with giddy, nonsensical "discussion".)

That's a rather valgus question to ask.

[coldriver10]

Just to keep the thread educational (since no one knows what the heck is really going on):

http://wordinfo.info/unit/3274/ip:1/il:H

Sigh. The smell of formaldehyde is never far away from a memory cue.

[OldPhiKap]

Sigh. The smell of formaldehyde is never far away from a memory cue.

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A: Bonkistry.






(Okay, not really true but those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).

[CameronBlue]

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A1: Bonkistry.






(Okay, not really true but those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).

A2. Billable hours?

[anon]

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A: Bonkistry.






(Okay, not really true but those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).

Surely not MODERN Bonkistry... you know... the "easy NS class" Bonkistry...

There is no formaldehyde to be found anywhere near that class!

[loran16]

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A: Bonkistry.






(Okay, not really true but those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).

Chem 83 FTW!

[muzikfrk75]

Well this thread has went to hallux.

[lotusland]

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A: Bonkistry.






(Okay, not really true but those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).

Sometimes when you don't know it's easy to find out...

http://www.dukenews.duke.edu/2001/04/bonk427.html

[ChemGod]

Q: Why is OldPhiKap a lawyer, and not a doctor?

A: Bonkistry.

And here I thought you old Fry Caps were good at chemistry...

[MChambers]

That this thread has become completely toetoelogical.

[gam7]

So from twitstalking, the Kyrie-watch for 12/16 looks something like this: Kyrie Irving was in Charlotte today with Duke athletic trainer Jose Fonseca and Asst Director of Rehab Nick Potter. Must have seen a specialist there.

Nice to see he's spending time with rehab guys, instead of surgeons, I guess?

Jose Fonseca? Or Antonio Alfonseca, who has six fingers on his throwing hand. Maybe the digit replacement speculation isn't too far off?

[davekay1971]

Jose Fonseca? Or Antonio Alfonseca, who has six fingers on his throwing hand. Maybe the digit replacement speculation isn't too far off?

Kyrie found the six-fingered man?! Someone tell Inigo Montoya!

[OldPhiKap]

Kyrie found the six-fingered man?! Someone tell Inigo Montoya!

"As you wish"

[mkline09]

"As you wish"

What Kyrie needs is Miracle Max.

[OldPhiKap]

What Kyrie needs is Miracle Max.

Is Kyrie mostly dead?!?

[JasonEvans]

What Kyrie needs is Miracle Max.

What he needs is a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

--Jason "not to the death, to the pain!!" Evans