What is thy bidding, my master?

[SuperTurkey]

Per Bilas' Maui Invitational promo (ESPN Insider), Darth Vader (John Calipari) had a special guest at practice from his metaphorical Emperor Palpatine:

A visitor at Kentucky's Sunday practice at the Lahaina Civic Center was former UNLV coach Jerry Tarkanian.

There was a great disturbance in the force.

Likely topics of discussion:

• How to mind-trick your host program into overlooking graduation rates and academic performance of your "student" athletes.

• How to attract Cam Newton-type basketball prospects to your school.

• How an overwhelming desire to beat Duke caused their teams to have memorable tournament flame-outs.

[SilkyJ]

WOW. That is some seriously scandalous slimeballness in the same room at one time.

Spot on, your Star Wars reference is.

[CEF1959]

Cal is worse. At least Tark wouldn't let a guy like Lloyd Daniels play for him at UNLV after LD was busted buying crack from an undercover cop (on top of everything else). Any doubt that Cal would have? Hell, Cal would open revolving accounts with local dealers if it helped him recruit a player.