i think Roy instead should bring along his "special motivational chair", you know the one with all those tiny, Carolina blue basketball stickers on it (kinda like the Buckeyes on OSU helmets). For readers new to the ACC, its Carolina tradition that they add one of their blue balls in a special ceremony after the game each time the team breaks down and plays a little defense. That chair's an antique. One day it'll be hung from the rafters, if you know what i mean.
The University of North Carolina
Where CHEATING is a Way of Life
You got me curious, so I hit google. Turns out you're right, he even puts tape on the back of his chair at home games.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/say_yes/3180884667/
OK, I have 'splained this to youse people before...there is a jerkazoid in my VA home-y town with the plates "H8DUK", avec Tar Heel insignia, who appears at the local health club from time to time. His cretinous wife sports "BOOST8"! Now just what the he-doublehockeystix am I supposed to do?! I'm not about the whole "acting like an adult" thing. I want some revenge when I see their sorry broke-down mobiles in the parking lot.
Speak up peoples. Lend a hand.
And PS, roy is simply emphasizing what an uneducated, unwashed, sorry, low class tool he is by acting like a little crying witch when he tapes over DUKE on his chair. Just a gosh darned loser, without an ounce of class or breeding or decency in his entire family tree.
I think this one's about played out.
-jk