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  1. #1

    Caption Contest - Rasheed Wallace


    Have at it!

  2. #2
    Not a caption, but I had heard that after all these years in the league Rasheed wasn't as explosive of an athlete as he used to be. At least, that's what I thought they meant when they said his legs were gone.

    Maybe they were being more literal than I thought though.

  3. #3
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    again, not a caption

    but looks like Vince has some competition for the floor surfing awards

  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

    Have at it!
    Rasheed, not fully grasping the metaphorical nature of the comment, does his best a**h**e impression.
    Last edited by gus; 05-29-2007 at 08:33 AM.

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    Lompoc, West Carolina

    Wink

    That ringworm looking scar on his head just vaporized and blew out his mouth.

  6. #6
    Tim Duncan got me again

  7. #7
    David Stern's next rule: for every 20 technical fouls, we amputate.

  8. #8

    Well...

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

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    Well Sheed, we told you the devil was going to pull you down there ONE day!!!

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    Any caption I suggest will be thrown out by the moderators!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 365Duke View Post
    Well Sheed, we told you the devil was going to pull you down there ONE day!!!
    Reminds me of the scene in the movie "Ghost" where Willie, who murdered Patrick Swayze in the beginning, is dragged to hell by those dark angel creatures.

  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

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    grrr...ahhhh...errrr...annnnd...1. How many pushups do i need to do coach?

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    Travel?!?!?!?!! I got no legs!!!!

    or

    D$%#n this floor is Mutha%$#@*&!ing cold!!!
    Last edited by wilko; 05-30-2007 at 07:24 PM. Reason: thought of another one to add

  13. #13
    All very funny...i think the winner is the splinter in the crotch. That would hurt!

  14. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

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    Step right up, kids! Just knock the ball into the clown's mouth, and you win a free game!
    JBDuke

    Andre Dawkins: “People ask me if I can still shoot, and I ask them if they can still breathe. That’s kind of the same thing.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

    Have at it!
    OOOOH! Splinter in the crotch.

  16. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

    Have at it!
    TO: All active roster NBA Players
    FROM: NBA Players Union
    SUBJECT: Memo - to take effect immediately

    All active roster NBA players are hereby informed that forthwith the official reaction face when a foul is called on you shall be complete shock and surprise (please see attached photo for appropriate expression)- to be followed in order by looks of disbelief, shaking of ones head, arguing with officials, showing up officials, and if necessary, throwing ones clothing (jersey, towels, headbands, etc.) into the stands or the court of play.


    Actually, he looks like he's in hardwood quicksand. Where's his legs and feet? He must be 3', 1" and his prosthetics are 3', 8"
    Last edited by vango; 05-30-2007 at 04:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

    Have at it!
    Wallace, preparing for his next career as a broadway musical star...

    "Ooooooooooooo-klahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains"

  18. #18

    Official AP story for Picture

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

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    Rasheed Wallace falls victim to the new, NBA approved, "Trap Door in the Floor to Pit Full of angry Muskrats" punishment for receiving 5 technical fouls in this years playoffs. After the game Wallace was quoted as saying "Them damn things BITE man! David Stern can be sure this is going to the player's union" Stern reacted to Wallace's comments by laughing hysterically and saying "UNION? Ha ha ha ha. I don't care, that was HILARIOUS! Did you see his face? Ha ha ha ha ha"

  19. #19
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    Lexington, KY

    SNL reference

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mambo View Post

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    The Amazing Sluggo the Magician has just sawed off your legs, Mr. Bill.

    No, no! OHHHHHHHH!!!

    Cheers (from one of the first two seasons of SNL),
    Lavabe

  20. #20
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    Location
    California
    Gone Fishing

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