Have at it!
Have at it!
Not a caption, but I had heard that after all these years in the league Rasheed wasn't as explosive of an athlete as he used to be. At least, that's what I thought they meant when they said his legs were gone.
Maybe they were being more literal than I thought though.
but looks like Vince has some competition for the floor surfing awards
That ringworm looking scar on his head just vaporized and blew out his mouth.
Tim Duncan got me again
David Stern's next rule: for every 20 technical fouls, we amputate.
Any caption I suggest will be thrown out by the moderators!
Travel?!?!?!?!! I got no legs!!!!
or
D$%#n this floor is Mutha%$#@*&!ing cold!!!
Last edited by wilko; 05-30-2007 at 07:24 PM. Reason: thought of another one to add
All very funny...i think the winner is the splinter in the crotch. That would hurt!
TO: All active roster NBA Players
FROM: NBA Players Union
SUBJECT: Memo - to take effect immediately
All active roster NBA players are hereby informed that forthwith the official reaction face when a foul is called on you shall be complete shock and surprise (please see attached photo for appropriate expression)- to be followed in order by looks of disbelief, shaking of ones head, arguing with officials, showing up officials, and if necessary, throwing ones clothing (jersey, towels, headbands, etc.) into the stands or the court of play.
Actually, he looks like he's in hardwood quicksand. Where's his legs and feet? He must be 3', 1" and his prosthetics are 3', 8"
Last edited by vango; 05-30-2007 at 04:01 PM.
Rasheed Wallace falls victim to the new, NBA approved, "Trap Door in the Floor to Pit Full of angry Muskrats" punishment for receiving 5 technical fouls in this years playoffs. After the game Wallace was quoted as saying "Them damn things BITE man! David Stern can be sure this is going to the player's union" Stern reacted to Wallace's comments by laughing hysterically and saying "UNION? Ha ha ha ha. I don't care, that was HILARIOUS! Did you see his face? Ha ha ha ha ha"
Gone Fishing