Originally Posted by
wilson
1. Black on sports uniforms is terrible, making your silly little interloping team manifestly inferior to mine.
2. The '69 mutts were a fraud. The Cubs choked.
3. Ditto the '86 mutts, except that time, the red sux choked.
4. Your stadium is smack in the middle of the flight pattern for JFK airport (like Shea, a dump). Pathetic.
5. Your stadium is located in a place called "Flushing." The jokes there are so obvious, I won't even bother to make them.
6. Your first base coach, Rickey Henderson, somehow managed to return to your pitiful little team after departing ignominiously as a player because he sat in the clubhouse playing cards as your pitcher walked in the winning run during the NLCS (I was there; it was glorious). This is doubly pitiful .
7. Your first base coach also doesn't know what a first-person pronoun is.
8. Your silly mascot has cranial elephantiasis.
9. Pedro still has a Jheri curl.