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1.) Austin Rivers - where there is smoke, there is fire
2.) 2012 recruiting thread (five pages behind Austin thread)
3.) John Wall Recruitment
4.) Harrison Barnes recruiting thread
5.) The Kyrie Irving Toe Rehab Vigil
6.) The Kyrie Irving Toe Vigil
7.) Conference alignments
8.) Quincy Miller to Baylor
9.) Kentucky thread (recruiting/scholarship crunch/Cal and ethics)
10.) MBB: Duke 61, Butler 59 - 2010 NCAA Champs!!!
At least one actual current Duke player/basketball game thread made the top 10 (as #10)!
And, to be fair to Coach K, he did have two signees in the class of 2012, just one re-classified on him. (I realize that you were just joking, though.)
Edit: This list is for the EK board only. "The longest thread ever" on the off-topic board is actually the longest ever as the name implies. "Ymm, beer" would also be in the top 5.