The laziest coach in college basketball is now unemployed after Boston College fired Al Skinner. Al works Al hours, arriving around noon, playing some pickup ball, and going to a practice that, more than likely, had been planned by an assistant. Don't they know how infrequently Al is seen on the recruiting trail during the offseason, when games are really won and lost? Don't they know that if you hire Al, you must supply him with a first-class recruiting assistant, one who totally understands Al's likes, dislikes, and peculiarities? Don't they know, that, when it comes to offense, Al is, ahem, inflexible?