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  1. #1

    Great headline in today's N&O


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    Smile A Dastardly NC State Plot?

    From the text of the article it turns out that the decline of Horned Dorset sheep came about after NC State developed a strain of hornless Dorset sheep, which have become the dominant breed.

    Thoes Wuffies! Don't tell me it was an accident! But they are a patient bunch. The first hornless Dorsets appeared in 1949.

    sagegrouse

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    Couldn't resist

    Roy Williams doesn't give a **** about the Dorset Horn Ram population.

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    I think he cares more about the jayhawk population

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    LOL



    Somehow I knew you guys would be good for laughs on this one!

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    Too bad but they are just no longer procreating the way they once did. Those baby blue horns are SSSOOOO gay!

    (No offense intended to anyone's sexual orientation.)

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    I am guessing he is probably in a scholarship crunch, too, so he won't be able to recruit his way out of this situation. Maybe a ram or two could transfer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I am guessing he is probably in a scholarship crunch, too, so he won't be able to recruit his way out of this situation. Maybe a ram or two could transfer...
    Or maybe form a coalition with NC State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I am guessing he is probably in a scholarship crunch, too, so he won't be able to recruit his way out of this situation. Maybe a ram or two could transfer...
    Problem is the "studs" that ol' roy recruits. They understand what they are supposed to do, but they are so shy of contact, their efforts come up short.


    There were SOOOOO many other ways of writing that thought that may have been below the standards of this board, but that amused me nonetheless. Basketball jargon can be downright dirty when applied correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Problem is the "studs" that ol' roy recruits. They understand what they are supposed to do, but they are so shy of contact, their efforts come up short....Basketball jargon can be downright dirty when applied correctly.
    What, you mean they were insufficiently willing to bang down low?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    What, you mean they were insufficiently willing to bang down low?
    They're soft, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke of Nashville View Post
    Roy Williams doesn't give a **** about the Dorset Horn Ram population.
    Thanks, that cracked me up.
    "Something in my vicinity is Carolina blue and this offends me." - HPR

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    Not that I give a *** about unc and the NIT, but the article said that the game was played in Carmichael Arena --- not at the dean dome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dairedevil View Post
    Not that I give a *** about unc and the NIT, but the article said that the game was played in Carmichael Arena --- not at the dean dome?
    Dean Dome is undergoing repairs/renovations.

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    Ultimately, this is a HUGE win for State in the rivalry. Go PACK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davekay1971 View Post
    Ultimately, this is a HUGE win for State in the rivalry. Go PACK!
    Unfortunately, they can't win at the dump on the hump OR at the Pork Palace, err the RBC Center...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 94duke View Post
    Dean Dome is undergoing repairs/renovations.
    Nose job?

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    Sounds familiar

    "The Dorset Horn is definitely in decline," said Jennifer Kendall, marketing and communications director for the conservancy. "They have become a conservation priority for us."

    Sounds like the Carolina basketball team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roywhite View Post
    Nose job?
    Nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roywhite View Post
    Nose job?
    Again, I simply love (and need) the laughs in this thread. Merci.

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