You can shout all you want, but the fact is Coach K routinely plays his top 4 guys 30 to 33 mpg and a 5th guy in the 23 to 30 range. (I didn't look up every year, but the first seven years I checked, 1986, 1992, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, and 2006 all followed this pattern; I'm sure there are many others.) Next year, the top 4 will be Kyle, Jon, Nolan, and Elliot, and the 5th guy will probably be Lance although maybe Mason.
In this scenario, the top 5 guys play between 70% and 80% of the available minutes. Once you've established this, it really doesn't matter who starts, but it's more likely than not that the top 5 guys will be the ones who start the game. If for no other reason than they're going to be playing the lion's share of the minutes so it's more likely than not that they'll be playing in any particular minute you choose, including the first one.
If your argument is that 35 mpg for the 4 top guys is unrealistic but you'll believe 33 mpg (as happened in 2000 and 2006 and undoubtedly a few other years) then it's just semantics. If you're saying that any of Kyle, Jon, Elliot, and Nolan will play fewer than 30 mpg then I think you're the one who's in the minority. You claim the arguments on the other side are "numerous and fairly convincing" (and you apparently think they're so "numerous" it justifies all caps) but once you agree that the guards and Kyle will play 30+ minutes, I can't think of a single reason that's convincing at all.
Oh, and by the way, what does "shouted down before the season starts" even mean? How will you disprove a reasonable and rational theory before games start being played and we see how K deploys his roster? If you shout them down will it make it less likely that K decides to go that route?
So go ahead and shout me down. I can take it.