Originally Posted by
johnb
and that 24 is actually written by junior high students using Mad Libs: Terrorists from (name of someplace or no name of no place) whose Middle Eastern backgrounds are leavened by the inclusion of evil men and women from (other Middle Eastern countries, Russians, Americans, and more Middle Eastern countries) have a (WMD of some sort) that requires (number between 11 and 132) people in order for the mousetrap-like device to be (detonated/exploded, etc) during which time President ( Palmer, Palmer, etc) and Vice President (Name) interact with each using (illegal, murderous, petty, bluffing) interpersonal skills, (number betwen 32 and 123) loved ones are (threatened, kidnapped, tortured, maimed, shot, blown up, etc) and in which Jack Bauer kills or has killed (4-235) of his (friends, loved ones, enemies, siblings, relatives), travels throughout Los Angeles in (3-12) minutes, breaks (311-1254) laws, suffers (gut-wrenching, indescribable, searing, suffocating, etc) physical pain, eats (0) meals, drinks (0) liquids, gets (0 hours) of sleep, and recovers from injuries in (5-11) minutes.