Three words to that guy --
Stop downloading p0rn.
Has anyone ever seen the finallyfast.com commercial. So annoying!! It shows a guy using the website and these are his exact words "My computer's fast! Finally! Finally fast dot com!!"
It might be more annoying then the head-on commercials that still haunt me in the dark and in my dreams.
Three words to that guy --
Stop downloading p0rn.
Currently, my vote for most annoying commercial goes to the UPS dry erase board guy.
Not sure why. I just have to turn the channel every time it comes on.
-EarlJam
Also those pizza hut commercials which in every one they pretend like their food was made by a chef, and then tell the people at the end that it was delivered. People have the exact same reactions every time, I'm pretty sure they're paid to act surprised.
I hate the Subway $5 Foot Long commercials. As if those are really construction workers and not paid actors having such a great time singing that stupid song!
Rich
"Failure is Not a Destination"
Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016
But since you mention it, I don't like:
1) the Whopper virgin commercials; and
2) the CocaCola lawyers who want to sue Coke Zero for taste infringement.
If you watch the Fox Soccer Channel, you've probably learned to hate the ProActive anti-zit commercials. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a doll, but after 6,000 runs this commercial needs to go away.
I'm sick of the Mike Hogwood commercials for Carolina Kia that air in the triad area.
Tom Mac
New job suggestion: You challenge annoying commercial people to wrestling matches, live on pay-per-view. You could dress up like a luchador, or you could just be some big ol boss wrestler. Just think of all the annoying people you could put in their proper place:
Geico Caveman
UPS Guy
ShamWow Guy
Billy Mays
Jack LaLanne.
I don't know about anyone else, but I would pay cold, hard, cash, money to watch EarlJam wrestle the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.
Just sayin.
I really hate the Bud Light air drawing commercials. For that matter, I really hate any garbage beer commercials.
Now, if PBR did a commercial I'd probably like it. But then, would I still like PBR?
I have to agree with Earl Jam on the UPS thing. If I was Ben Gibbard I'd sue Sub Pop for defamation.
Heineken commercials usually aren't that bad. Now that I really think about commercials I remember Dickie V doing Hooters commercials. OMG!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG5I-8wJFO4
How about the Chevy truck campaign where Howie Long makes fun of trucks that have options that Chevy doesn't offer? I can't believe that the only good thing about Chevy trucks is that they don't offer a heated steering wheel.
PS: In this weather, I LOVE my heated steering wheel!
Have you seen this one? It's pretty funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc
Rich
"Failure is Not a Destination"
Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016