Charge the Iron Dukes more for parking? Make the blue hairs walk from the Chem lot - they'll collapse and die from heart attacks walking on Towerview Dr.!?! Make me take a shuttle bus from the DBAP after paying for parking there? I think this will result in massive drops in donations as many of us give up our season tickets. I predict that Cameron will be half empty next year for all but the biggest games, and it'll be full of carolina fans for that game.
And as far as Coach K dancing with Sylvia Hatchell on national TV, well, that's about as likely as Coach G turning down Texas and Johnny Dawkins accepting the women's coaching position there instead.
Actually, that last bit is the April 1st headline I was expecting. Good stuff Julio and Bos. I'm sure you suckered many a reader this morning!