Once you try wearing nylons and a pair of high heels, let's talk again.
Give me my bare feet or my hiking boots. Nylon stockings and heels annoy me (...and if I wouldn't get censored I'd be more graphic).
And yes, nylons and stilettos are lovely, but....WHO CARES, unless you're 20-30 looking for a 60-80 year old, who's rich and about to die.