Family Feud - Oh my GOD!

[EarlJam]

So I'm watching Family Feud on my couch and eating chips in my sweatpants.

Anyway, this player comes on for the final challenge round and needs only 73 points to win it all. Here are the questions and answers given:

1. If you are awake at 2:00 a.m., name something you may be doing.

A: Dreaming (???)

2. Name something you use to make a wish.

A: Star

3. At what age does a kid start worrying about pimples?

A: 14 (okay, good one)

4. Name a part of the body where you find gold.

A: Teeth

5. Name a beverage you drink too much of.

A: Milk. (yes, milk)

What an IDIOT! They got the points, but only by three.

God. Someone really needs to get a LIFE! Start reading, paying attention!

-EarlJam

[2535Miles]

God. Someone really needs to get a LIFE!

Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. I sometimes watch Family Feud too.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. I sometimes watch Family Feud too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's better than dreaming while your awake.

[EarlJam]

Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. I sometimes watch Family Feud too.

EarlJam = Bobby Hurley

2535Miles = Grant Hill

My Post = alley-oop from Hurley to Hill!

Hill did not let me down.


2535Miles - He "gets it."

-EJ

[CameronBlue]

So I'm watching Family Feud on my couch and eating chips in my sweatpants.

Look, I watched an episode or two of the Gong Show back in the day, but it was hot then, and somehow knowing that Chuck Barris was actually a Bond-esque agent for the United States somehow legitimized the frivolous waste of time, but dude, seriously, Family Feud is not even passe anymore...

It's time for a DBR intervention.

[EarlJam]

So I'm watching Family Feud on my couch and eating chips in my sweatpants.

Look, I watched an episode or two of the Gong Show back in the day, but it was hot then, and somehow knowing that Chuck Barris was actually a Bond-esque agent for the United States somehow legitimized the frivolous waste of time, but dude, seriously, Family Feud is not even passe anymore...

It's time for a DBR intervention.

Family Feud's high water mark was when Richard Dawson would come out on stage wasted.

By the way. Richard Dawson. Is he dead?

-EarlJam

[dukeforester]

Richard Dawson is not dead, just retired in Beverly Hills.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawson

[2535Miles]

EarlJam = Bobby Hurley

2535Miles = Grant Hill

My Post = alley-oop from Hurley to Hill!

Hill did not let me down.


2535Miles - He "gets it."

-EJ

Flattered seriously. While we're dreaming, can it be that behind the backboard alley oop?

[2535Miles]

Richard Dawson is not dead, just retired in Beverly Hills.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawson

Same difference?

[JasonEvans]

Family Feud's high water mark was when Richard Dawson would come out on stage wasted.

... and slip the tongue to every single woman on stage-- even the Grandmas.

Yup, those were the days.

--Jason "I am convinced that show went on summer hiatus so Dawson could recover from his annual bout of mono" Evans

[dukeforester]

Same difference?

Agreed.

[devildeac]

So I'm watching Family Feud on my couch and eating chips in my sweatpants.




-EarlJam

You have chips in your sweatpants? Chocolate chips? Cow chips?

You are losing it, EJ. 1st, you thought Heart sang "I Just Wanna Make Love to You." Now, with the chips stuff...

[EarlJam]

You have chips in your sweatpants? Chocolate chips? Cow chips?

You are losing it, EJ. 1st, you thought Heart sang "I Just Wanna Make Love to You." Now, with the chips stuff...

This made me laugh very hard!

But really, Heart had a song out called, "All I wanna do is Make Love to you"...

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/heart/all...ve-to-you.html

-EJ

[2535Miles]

Agreed.

The only thing worse for a career might be appearing in Hollywood Squares.

[devildeac]

This made me laugh very hard!

But really, Heart had a song out called, "All I wanna do is Make Love to you"...

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/heart/all...ve-to-you.html

-EJ

Then we are both right.

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

Look, I watched an episode or two of the Gong Show back in the day, but it was hot then...

By the way, the new gong show with Dave Attell is absolutely hilarious. Catch it sometime.

[dukeforester]

Maybe. Not to hijack the thread, but Paul Lynde "Mr Center Square" sure did OK. He was the master of the one liner comeback. Always wondered if he was coached on the questions.

[2535Miles]

Maybe. Not to hijack the thread, but Paul Lynde "Mr Center Square" sure did OK. He was the master of the one liner comeback. Always wondered if he was coached on the questions.

Paul Lynde died prematurely of a heart attack. At the time of his heart attack he was still taping on Hollywood Squares (I think). So you tell me... Hollywood Squares kills your career.

[dukeforester]

Did not know that. Guess you are right.

[JasonEvans]

Maybe. Not to hijack the thread, but Paul Lynde "Mr Center Square" sure did OK. He was the master of the one liner comeback. Always wondered if he was coached on the questions.

Not only do the celebs know the question in advance, but they are provided with potential joke answers made up by the show's writers.

Sorry if I just ruined it for you.

--Jason "some celebs make up their own answers-- and I think Paul Lynde was famous for being very good at that" EVans