Jason Evans - TPS Reports

[EarlJam]

Jason, if you are out there, please PM me.

Not a huge deal, but just got your TPS report (thanks) but noticed it did not have a cover sheet on it.

Just wondering. Did you get the memo?

Let's talk.

-EarlJam

P.S. Anyone else notice this on Jason's TPS report or was this just an isolated incident with me?

[mph]

Ummm. Yeahhh. Maybe you should make sure he gets another copy of that memo.

[UVaAmbassador]

I'm gonna need him to come in on Saturday. And, yeaaaaah, Sunday too.

[JasonEvans]

I'll send you the TPS resports with the cover sheet attached as soon as we get a @^@&@! fax machine that works!!

Oh, and I will send them to your new office, down in storage B. If you could pack up your stuff and take it down there with you that would be great, mmmmkay?

--Jason "is it a copier or fax machine, I forget?" Evans

[EarlJam]

--Jason "is it a copier or fax machine, I forget?" Evans

It's the printer.

"PC Load Letter. What the !@!##$ does THAT mean?"

-EJ

[Jfrosh]

I'd like to move us right to Jason Evans. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

[EarlJam]

I'd like to move us right to Jason Evans. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Ummmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhhhhh. I'm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gonna have to kind of ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, disagree with you there.

[OldPhiKap]

He stole my stapler.

[snowdenscold]

So you're gonna make a lot of money, and it's not yours?

Well, uh, it becomes ours...

[EarlJam]

So you're gonna make a lot of money, and it's not yours?

Well, uh, it becomes ours...

And how's that not stealing?

Well, you know how you take a penny from the jar at the store counter?

You mean from the crippled children's jar?

No, no, no! From the tray.

Well, when you do that, you take a penny or two. Well, we're just doing the same thing, only we're doing it a couple million times.

[2535Miles]

What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?

[EarlJam]

What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?

It would be nice to have that kind of job security.

-EJ

[ForeverBlowingBubbles]

Sounds like a case of the mondays to me...

[EarlJam]

Sounds like a case of the mondays to me...

Well, this will help. Just remember our meeting this morning.

Everything you do from this point forward, ask yourself:

"IS THIS GOOD FOR THE COMPANY?"

[JasonEvans]

We'll be getting rid of these people. First, EarlJa...Ja...Ja...Ja not gonna post around here any longer.

-Jason

[EarlJam]

We'll be getting rid of these people. First, EarlJa...Ja...Ja...Ja not gonna post around here any longer.

-Jason

Not right now Lumberg; I've got a meeting with the Jasons.

[Later...]

Good luck with your lay-offs, I hope your firings go really well!

-EarlJam