I'm intermittently amused and dismayed at the names celebs saddle their children with. I don't know if they think they are being clever or creative but I suspect what they are really saying is, "We're so rich and beautiful we could name our child Doggie Poo and you'd still think we are amazing."
Let's start a list of names that annoy and amuse us.
Some are too obviously awful but the list won't be complete without them:
Apple Martin (What was Gwen thinking, and can't Chris say no to her on anything?)
Shiloh Nouvel Pitt (Uh, Angelina, Shiloh is a name of a place, not a name of a kid. And Nouvel? Were you referring to some New Year's celebration you had with Brad? So weird.)
Scout Willis (Demi and Bruce, Scout is a dog name. And what's up with Rumer and Tallulah?)
Your turn. . .