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Thread: Yo Mama Jokes

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    Yo Mama Jokes

    (Please keep them clean.)

    I will start:

    YO MAMA is so ugly, when she was born the doctor turned her over and said "Ooh, look! Twins!"

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    Yo mamma's so fat...

    when they cut off her leg, gravy poured out.

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    All my favorites come from the Pharcyde's 'Ya Mama' song. I'm partial to:

    Your mama's got wooden legs with real feet.
    Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
    Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueDevilBaby View Post
    when they cut off her leg, gravy poured out.
    YO MAMA is so dumb, that when she got off the bus one time, her (breast) was hanging out. So I told her "hey, your (breast) is hanging out," and she goes "Oh no! I left the baby on the bus!"

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    Yo' mama's so fat . .

    ... that when she hauls pottymouth!pottymouth!pottymouth!, she has to make two trips!

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    YO MAMA is so fat, that when she showers her feet don't get wet!

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    Yo mama's so fat....

    --she has to use a shoehorn to get into the bathtub.

    --when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    --when she swam in the ocean all the whales sang, "We are fam-i-ly, Even though you're bigger than me..."

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    Yo mama's so dumb..

    --it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

    (This one is my all-time favorite.)

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    Yo mama's so dumb...

    --she makes three-bean salad with one kind of bean and two magic markers.

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    Yo mama's so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
    Yo mama's so old, she taught Jesus in elementary school.
    Yo mama's so big, she plays hopskotch like this: LA, Denver, Chicago, Detroit, New York...
    Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop through a Cheerio.
    Yo mama's so big, when she wears a red sweater outside, the kids go, "KOOLAID!"
    Yo mama's got one toe and one knee, and everyone calls her Toni.

    That's just a taste of an entire childhood of playing the dozens.
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    From In Living Color's game show Yo Mama,

    "Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"

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    From "Meet the Spartans"

    Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
    "There can BE only one."

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    Yo mamma's so ugly, when she parks in the handicap space at Wal-Mart, people come up to her and say, "You can't park in the handi-cap space at Wal-Mart." The she steps out of the car. Then they say, "Wow. You CAN park in the handi-cap space at Wal-mart because you are really ugly."

    That was lame.

    -EarlJam

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