I'd do it for free.
Would you french kiss a Collie for a full minute?
Pucker up Lassie.
Sanitary mouths and all that. I would have to think a bit more if it was one of those foul hairless monstrosities that always wins 'Ugliest Dog,' but collies are kinda hot.
Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.
For $500,000, (s)he would get the bonus plan.
Alright, let's try to keep it together people.*
*Since when have I been the voice of reason?
Who's going to find the collie that will french kiss any of us?