Lots of good ones in this thread, but these are really the cat's pajamas!
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And Punnery rhymes with Nunnery and you know that that means? Get thee to a Brothel.
Is "nunnery" a euphemism for a brothel in Hamlet?
"It is true that "nunnery" had two very different meanings in Tudor England. Modern dictionaries only list one definition of the word, which is, of course, a convent. However, if you look up "nunnery" in a dictionary of archaic words and uses, you will see that "nunnery" did mean both a convent and a brothel in Shakespeare's day. Its meaning as a "brothel" was colloquial, though, even in Tudor England."
I read that as a kid he used to play in the sand with former Duke commit Carrick Felix.
I'm in a catatonic state after reading all of those.
I'm hearing whiskers that he might red shirt.
Hmm... An oddly curious thread.
Arggh. Mff. Ack. <thud>
Well, that's that. Gratifying.
All this puns are beginning to rub me the wrong way. They've gone to fur.
This thread is littered with posters thinking outside the box.
If this guy gets a Duke offer, he'll be sitting in the catbird seat ...
I want him to commit to Duke right meow.
This thread is a catastrophe. Fur real though, you have to be kitten me.
Too bad Kelvin Sampson isn't still around, I am sure he would love to make some cat calls...
In a potentially catastrophic turn of events, wildcat coach calico-pari appears to be sticking a sticky (stinky?) paw into this recruiting catcophony to burgle Mr. Barber. With his ubiquitous "cat-who-ate-the-canary" grin, he played his familiar cat-and-mouse game with the press, refusing to categorically deny his interest, claiming that uk is in the catbird seat: "with us recruiting is just a cat-tle call, the top 100 show up and NBA scouts tell me which ones they want me to play." When asked if Mr Barber would play immediately, coach cal replied: "we'll hand him the keys the moment he signs ..., of course, EVERY recruit gets keys to a new Jaguar when they sign."
Can cal cat-nap Mr Barber?
Roy Williams is doing some negative recruiting, told Cat our coeds were a bunch of dogs.
Coach Collins heard about this, flipped Roy the bird.
I heard that, in his most recent game, he came up one life short of a triple double.