Hysterical Immortals review
Ok, so I somehow happened across this review of Immortals. It is by a Finnish guy who has relocated to New York and is writing reviews in sometimes broken English. His sentences sometimes make no sense, but he gets his point across quite nicely.
Be warned, his reviews contain more than a little bit of colorful language. Anyway, here is the link. Among my favorite lines from his review:
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Why not now make the Nativity movie with the Amish and showgirls and talking goats? I would see that movie. Instead of Amish, showgirls, and the goats we get “The Immortals”.
They didn’t even release the Kraken (I yell this during bowel movements)!
-Jason "for what it is worth, I thought Immortals was only slightly better than Breaking Dawn" Evans