I saw this earlier:
FOR TRADE
2 Slightly Used NFL Football Players
One is 6'7" , appromimately 300 lbs. Last answered
by name of "Otah". Very few miles on frame. He has
spent many hours watching tape and observing games
from the sidelines. Should be ready to start for whatever
team wishes to sign him. In like new condition.
The second is former Notre Dame star quarterback who
is house trained, doesn't mind riding in limousines, and
knows his way around the water cooler. Good teammate
to have on sidelines. Has much experience there.
Answers to the names of "Pickles", "Jimmy", and
"Clausen", and other names the news paper will not print.
All trades considered: a second and a third rounder in the
2012 NFL Draft would suffice, otherwise a fifth and a
seventh rounder would be ok. Otherwise a towelboy and the
guy who holds the microphone thingie on the sidelines
would be considered.
Just please, someone PLEASE take these two off our hands.
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