In my personal message box, I have received 1,325 requests inquiring about my dancing ability.
I can't dance.
However, here is a video made two years ago that shows off my dancing ability. I can dance a little big by golly.
I am the guy in the blue shirt, yellow tie ("let's do lunch!"). Takes a minute or so to get to us and our office. I do one hell of a "toe stand" and if anyone freezes my "toe stand" and sends me the photo, I will autograph it free of charge.
Here is the link: http://www.vandertramp.com/videos/zombie.html
-EarlJam